Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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