D3 body, D1 cock
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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