Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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