K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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