Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he laminated a picture of his dick.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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