Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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