if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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