I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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