Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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