We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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