Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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