I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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