I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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