she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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