if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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