i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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