After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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