Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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