I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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