i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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