i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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