I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my sisters under your porch take her home
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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So many bounce houses so little time
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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