Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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