the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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