my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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