I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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