im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
why is half of my head shaved?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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