No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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