he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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