Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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