i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
this just has baby written all over it
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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