Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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