I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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