question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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