you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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