That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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