We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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