Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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