I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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