I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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