Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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