Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I need to calm my uterus...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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