If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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