Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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