You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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