I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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