I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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