Define "chronic" masturbator.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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