I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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