Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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